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Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams Quotes

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

American Cartoonist Free Will

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles. - Scott Adams Quotes

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company - Scott Adams Quotes

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams Quotes

I get mail; therefore I am.

American Cartoonist

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing - Scott Adams Quotes

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. - Scott Adams Quotes

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

American Cartoonist Engineering

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. - Scott Adams Quotes

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

American Cartoonist

I don't even bother walking to the couch, because there's nobody going to come in and see me. When I wake up I ask myself if I feel like working, and if I do, I get back in the chair and I work. If I don't, I do something else. - Scott Adams Quotes

I don't even bother walking to the couch, because there's nobody going to come in and see me. When I wake up I ask myself if I feel like working, and if I do, I get back in the chair and I work. If I don't, I do something else.

I've heard stories of (salmon) being caught further offshore than they normally would (be) Ã¢â¬â on tuna jigs. - Scott Adams Quotes

I've heard stories of (salmon) being caught further offshore than they normally would (be) Ã¢â¬â on tuna jigs.

If you become a nuisance ... they're not going to like you. - Scott Adams Quotes

If you become a nuisance ... they're not going to like you.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead - Scott Adams Quotes

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead

Brain

You don't have to be a

You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

American Cartoonist Influence

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. - Scott Adams Quotes

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

American Cartoonist

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs - Scott Adams Quotes

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams. - Scott Adams Quotes

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

American Cartoonist

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. - Scott Adams Quotes

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

American Cartoonist People

Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw. - Scott Adams Quotes

Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.

Cordova's offense is very balanced, ... They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw. - Scott Adams Quotes

Cordova's offense is very balanced, ... They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams Quotes

The only risk of failure is promotion.

American Cartoonist Failure

My training is in business and economics, so my mind gravitates toward the business model, - Scott Adams Quotes

My training is in business and economics, so my mind gravitates toward the business model,

Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. - Scott Adams Quotes

Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams Quotes

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

American Cartoonist Art

One

One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots. - Scott Adams Quotes

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. - Scott Adams Quotes

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. - Scott Adams Quotes

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

American Cartoonist Stupidity

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams Quotes

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

American Cartoonist People

I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string. - Scott Adams Quotes

I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives - Scott Adams Quotes

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives

The best things in life are silly - Scott Adams Quotes

The best things in life are silly

Life

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams Quotes

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

American Cartoonist

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination - Scott Adams Quotes

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams Quotes

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

American Cartoonist Trouble

There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as

There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it. - Scott Adams Quotes

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. - Scott Adams Quotes

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

American Cartoonist Funny

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge - Scott Adams Quotes

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. - Scott Adams Quotes

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

American Cartoonist Women

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. - Scott Adams Quotes

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

American Cartoonist Knowledge

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. - Scott Adams Quotes

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

American Cartoonist Failure

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard. - Scott Adams Quotes

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

American Cartoonist Hard Work

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far - Scott Adams Quotes

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far

Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed. - Scott Adams Quotes

Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.

Life

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. - Scott Adams Quotes

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

American Cartoonist Company

The longer you work here, diverse it gets - Scott Adams Quotes

The longer you work here, diverse it gets

Work

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games - Scott Adams Quotes

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games

Games

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller. - Scott Adams Quotes

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep, - Scott Adams Quotes

I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep,

It fascinates me that there are people like that, and they're allowed to vote. - Scott Adams Quotes

It fascinates me that there are people like that, and they're allowed to vote.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery. - Scott Adams Quotes

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Critics And Criticism Participation

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